A song wrought with loneliness and confusion, this piece mimics the feelings of a misshapen zebra, trapped among his peers and unable to distinguish individuals among the cascade of black and white stripes. Just listening to one verse of this melodramatic work will cause you to experience the same pain as a zebra spending every millisecond of his life avoiding the clutches of cheetahs, jaguars, and other beasts he may encounter on his journey. Zebras aren't noble creatures. Like the singer in the song, zebras are shunned from society, forced to experience their passions in a subconscious reality as their conscience appears as colorless as a winter sky on a pallid evening.
"I am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel
Another piece about loneliness, this song will make you feel as stubborn and secure as a zebra surrounded by the rest of his herd. Zebras are not overly social creatures, but by clumping together, they create a ‘fortress' that protects them from all sorts of external dangers just waiting to sink teeth in their stripy behinds.
"Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones
Zebras hate color. They want everything white or black, thus ensuring security in their camouflage. By humming this catchy melody or relishing each verse of these fine lyrics, an individual can become one with his inner zebra, rebelling against all color in hopes of remaining alive in a perilous universe.
"Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen
This song emphasizes the death-filled life of a zebra and the dusty atmosphere it inhabits. While feasting on tasty savanna grasses, zebras sometimes grow careless and accidently grab more than they intend. A chunk of dusty savanna dirt often induces a sneeze and a herd of angry zebras. Because of the frequency of this event, zebras find a song necessary. While singing this particular piece, remember the unfortunate zebras who experience this happening every day of their existence.
"Clocks" by Coldplay
This song is clearly about the taming of tigers within the race against time. Because zebras often experience unpleasant happenings while in the vicinity of wild tigers, they frequently campaign for their taming. By singing this song, you are raising awareness about the untamed tigers in the world, thus aligning your goals with our closest horse-like friends.
